Contact Rear Ranger Panties | Funny Military Silkies PT Shorts

Contact Rear Ranger Panties – Tactical Humor PT Shorts

When things go sideways, sometimes the only call left is “CONTACT REAR!”

Now it’s printed exactly where it makes the most impact.

These ranger panties bring maximum chaos with a bold back print and a classic silkie cut that’s built for speed, comfort, and just enough bad judgment to keep things interesting.

Built on the Original – Soffe Silkies

We only use the original ranger panty standard from Soffe—the same iconic PT shorts that have been a staple for generations.

• Lightweight, breathable nylon construction
• Built-in liner for support
• Signature short inseam for full range of motion
• Elastic waistband with internal drawstring

If you know, you know.

Colors & Print Options

Dial it in how you want it:

Shorts Colors:

• Black
• OD Green

Print Colors:

• Black
• Yellow
• White

Low-vis or loud—your call.

Why You’ll Love Them

• “Contact Rear” back print – subtle wasn’t the mission
• Authentic Soffe silkies – no knockoffs here
• Classic ranger panty cut – short, free, and aggressive airflow
• Lightweight & breathable – made for PT, runs, and poor decisions
• Built for movement – from sprints to beer runs

Perfect For

• PT sessions that need personality
• Gym days where blending in isn’t the goal
• Military, vets, and those who get the joke
• Turning heads… whether you meant to or not

Fit & Feel

These are true silkies—short and proud.
If you're between sizes or want a little extra room, consider sizing up.

Heads Up

All items are made to order. No returns or exchanges—hit us up with sizing questions before ordering.

SOFFE SHORT DETAILS

• 2.5 oz. 100% Lightweight Nylon Tricot
• Brief liner
• Inside key pocket
• Medium: 2” inseam
• Large - 2XLarge: 2.25” inseam
  

SIZING

All measurements with the waistline relaxed - they are elastic so there will be stretching.

• S: 12.5"
• M: 13.5"
• L: 14.5"
• XL: 15.5"
• 2XL: 16.5"